| Roger Welsch Books |
| Everything I Know About Women I learned From My Tractor By Roger Welsch Roger Welsch comes through again as he delivers his outrageous anecdotes. Creative techniques for picking up babies, buying suitable gifts afor anniversaries, first dates, and more! Price 17.99 |
| Busted Tractors and Rusty Knuckles By Roger Welsch Welsch recalls the missteps and local characters he encountered along the way to transforming a pile of rusty sheet metal into a beautifully restored (well, at least it runs) Allis Chlmers WC. A must-have book for anyone who ever tinkered with a tractor. Price 13.99 |
| Old Tractors Never Die By Roger Welsch Roger Welsch shares a collection of humorous essays, from the pages of Successful Farming and Ageless Iron, about tractors and collecting and restoring them. Includes amusing photos of Roger with his tractors. Price 13.99 |
| Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them By Roger Welsch Now you can enjoy Welsch's humor in this collection of witty stories that poke fun at his favorite pastime. Filled with light-hearted tips on saving your marriage from ruin wile cleaning your tractor parts in the dishwasher and other clever restoration techniques. Price 13.99 |
| Love, Sex and Tractors By Roger Welsch Nebraska's favorite humorist, tractor guy, and aspiring sex therapist offers a collection of all-new essay's guaranteed to help the discriminating male reader straddle the fine line between a happy significant other and several sheds of well-oiled machinery while discussing the basic principles necessary to achieve this harmonic state. Price 13.99 |
| Outhouses Presented by Roger Welsch. This book contains the history of and musings about the most fundamental of stuctures, the outhoue. You will learn the best place to locate your outhouse, which will preferably be down hill and down wind from your house. Paperback 168 pages Price $15.99 |
| My Life with Dogs By Roger Welsch Dogs. They can make a grown man coo baby talk in public and they can make a strong woman weep like a little schoolgirl. They seldom perform any practical function in our modern, mechanized society, yet people are willing to spend more on vet bills thatn they would spend on their kids college tuition. They pee on our carpets, shred our living room furniture, and poop on our side walks, yet we love these critters more than we do life itself. Why do these ambulatory alimentary tracts have such control over us simple human beings? Tgat us tge question dog nut Roger Welsh explores in My Life With Dogs. Ultimately concludes that there is no answer as to why we shower so much affection on our dogs. Price19.99 |
| From Tinkering to Torquing: A Beginner's Guide to Tractors and Tools By Roger Welsch Antique tractor collecting and restoration has never been more popular - and all the newcomers need to be warned, according to old tractor guru Roger Welsch. Otherwise, they'll end up alone with three mortgages and two ex-wifes- but they will have a barn with a sparkling, restored tractor. Here, in a tone comfortably lodged between wise and wisecracking, the man Charles Kuralt called "America's premier storyteller" recounts falling in love with bringing old tractors back to life - and, along the way, manages to impart some sound advice, including the basics: what is old, what is it with old tractors, anyway? He also covers the finer points of restoration and repair, from the tools of the trade to tractor parts to the restorer's use of common household objects in a pinch. Hardcover, 6 x 9 inches, 224 pages. Price 17.99 |